Mel Torme (Sept. 15, 1925 - June 5, 1999)
My Night with Mel
(at Hef's House)

It was just one of those nights to remember:
Hef, Mel Torme, Jerry Vale... and me

By Jim Emerson

Mel Torme was in fine voice that late summer evening in 1996. He didn't sing a note, and he wasn't on a stage, but he was absolutely in his element. It was another Friday night at "Hef's house" -- and Friday night was, and is, "classic movie night." As usual, Torme had joined his host, Hugh Hefner (just "Hef," please), and a small group of old friends -- including singer Jerry Vale, bandleader Ray Anthony, actor Robert Culp, and a few others -- for a buffet dinner at the Los Angeles Playboy Mansion (out back, next to the Grotto, across the lawn from the menagerie). And, after dinner, a great movie from Hollywood's Golden Age. Not on VHS, or even DVD, but a real, honest-to-gosh 35mm film on a white screen in the little private screening room that's just to the left, through the foyer/reception area, as you come in the front door.

Everybody knows about the "Velvet Fog," that amazing voice (I always thought of it as a muted trombone) that was a pop legend as well as a sophisticated jazz instrument. (Mel is one of the few males who could hold his own with Ella Fitzgerald when it came to scatting.) And maybe you also remember that Mel co-wrote that perennial Yuletide chestnut, "The Christmas Song" (aka "Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire"). And perhaps you're even aware that Mr. Torme was the accomplished author of several books about music, including biographical accounts of Judy Garland and drummer Buddy Rich.

But when I heard that Mel Torme had died, I immediately thought of that Friday night at Hef's house. I was there, this once, as the guest of Bob Rosen, the head of the UCLA Film and Television Archive and a former colleague of mine in the Los Angeles Film Critics' Association. The Archive had just restored and presented an early (1945) version of Howard Hawks' The Big Sleep, which Warner Bros. had patriotically delivered to Our Boys in the Armed Forces, but then withheld from public release for some significant re-editing and re-shooting to beef up the on-screen relationship between Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall.  Those afterthought scenes are now among the most memorable and quotable in the picture ("It all depends on who's in the saddle"). Hawks and the studio also cut out the talky scene where the characters actually explain the plot, which is why nobody ever could figure out what happened once the movie was released to the general public in 1946.

Bob cracked that it may have been the only case in cinematic history where UCLA "restored" a director's first cut of a movie and it was actually worse than the one the studio released. But it's a fascinating artifact, and the Archive had just screened it to sellout crowds, so it was a natural for Friday night at Hef's house. And besides, Hef himself had bankrolled the restoration when, Bob said, nobody else would.

So, I tagged along. We drove up to the gate, where visitors are required to speak into a rock. It's a big rock, with a speaker in it, and once you're past it you go up the hill. At this time, before Hef and Kimberly split, and while the children were living there, there was a bright yellow "Children At Play" sign just past the gate. (Well, when you think about it, hasn't that always been the case?) Now that Hef is a bachelor again, I'm told (by Playboy's new film critic, Leonard Maltin) that today there are (and I quote) "more boobs" around the grounds than there have been in recent years.

When we walked out back I had one of those moments of perfect happiness that occur so rarely in one's life. There, standing by the Grotto, was Mel Torme chatting with Jerry Vale. I have no recollection of what they were chatting about, but it hardly matters: There they were. Together. I've interviewed hundreds of ultra-mega-famous filmmakers and movie stars -- but I hadn't had such an epiphanic celebrity encounter since I ran into Tom Poston coming out of the men's room in the bar at Chasen's, a few years before that Old Hollywood institution closed down for good. (A New York critic friend of mine tells me the only time she ever went to Chasen's she met both Cary Grant and Barbara Stanwyck -- but, I'm sorry, that would be way more than I could handle and I'd just have to drop to my knees and start paying obeisance or something equally uncool and embarrassing.)

Anyway: "I'm Jerry Vale," said Jerry Vale, extending his hand. (Actually, I'd met Jerry briefly once before, when I was interviewing Danny Aiello at a cafe in Beverly Hills. Jerry came over and told us all about his latest operation. It sounded painful, but he seemed to be doing good.) "Hi. Mel Torme. Pleasure to meet you," said Mel Torme. OK, so that's about all I remember from that conversation.

My delirious happiness aside, there was a relaxed and pleasantly ritualistic air to this Friday night affair (Sundays are reserved for new releases and Wednesdays are "special request" occasions), the warm feeling of friends gathering to do something they love, and doing it once again exactly the same way they have done it so many times before. Bob told me about one time when the early part of the evening was disrupted by the O.J. Simpson slow-speed Bronco chase (on a Friday night, you may recall), and as the car rolled down the 405 and got off in Brentwood, some people began to speculate (with a mixture of fretfulness and exhilaration) that perhaps O.J. and Al Cowlings were heading for Hef's. But Hef kept things on track, and when it was movie time, he announced that those who wanted could stay in the kitchen and watch TV, but the rest of them were going to watch a movie.

So this is how it goes: At some point after dinner, Hef (clad in black silk pajamas and smoking jacket) declares that it's "showtime," and the group drifts into the screening room. It's nothing fancy -- a comfortable couch in front (where Hef sits), pillows on the floor (you can't help but let your imagination run wild), and a pair of 35 mm projectors in the back of the room. During the week, Hef researches and composes an informative introduction to that week's movie, which he writes out in pencil on a yellow legal pad. Hef sits on the arm of the couch, puts on his reading glasses, and begins to speak rather formally: "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's film is Howard Hawks' The Big Sleep, made in 1945 and starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall..."

He reads the whole thing, word for word, and he really does his homework, too. On this occasion, he quoted from telegrams sent by Jack Warner, and briefly related the whole history of the picture -- particularly how the studio felt they'd invested so much building up Bacall in To Have and Have Not that they needed to cement her stardom with her next movie, and The Big Sleep just wasn't strong enough. Yet.

Hef and his friends take their movies very seriously. There's a genial rivalry between various members of the group over who can recall the most trivial details about a particular movie -- whether it's a release date, or the name of such-and-such an ingenue, or who wrote the music. And so, once the movie started, Mel Torme, seated behind me, would call out the name of every notable (or obscure) character actor the moment he or she appeared on the screen. Now, in some quarters, such behavior might be considered rude and unacceptable, but in this context it just seemed... right. It was, simply, a part of the pleasant and civilized cinematic ritual in which we were all participating, some more quietly than others.

"Elisha Cook, Jr.," Torme would exclaim, with a mixture of breathy delight and wistfulness. (OK, that's a pretty easy one, but he also remembered Peggy Knudsen.) As if announcing their arrival at a ball, Mel would pronounce the performers' names the way you might say aloud the name of an old friend who you hadn't thought of in 20 years -- rolling it over your tongue with mild astonishment and fond recognition, as if to say: "Well, I'll be." At first it was a bit disconcerting to hear the Velvet Fog piercing the darkness with these informative exclamations. But after a while, it got to be really fun. Sometimes he'd even throw in a quick detail or two about somebody's career.

After the movie, we went into a small dining room on the other side of the foyer for dessert and coffee. Kimberly had already excused herself, and we could hear a baby crying upstairs somewhere. Not long afterwards, Our Charming Host made his exit, bounding up the stairway as if he were Douglas Fairbanks (he's certainly as suave) and blowing a everybody a good-night kiss from the top before turning and disappearing.

Less than a year later, Mel Torme had a stroke and was out of commission for months. More recently (in the spring of 1999), Roger Ebert reported, "Hollywood's young turks" have been invited to attend Friday nights -- not surprising, since the Lulus (and the boobs) are back in town. Leonardo DiCaprio was there recently. So, I guess you could say it's the end of an era or something like that. As for Mel Torme -- he was a tremendous artist, he loved movies, and he knew a lot about them. And, although millions will mourn him, I'll bet the handful of folks who gather Friday nights at Hef's house are really going to miss him the most.

 

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All Of You
All This And Heaven Too
At The Crossroads (Malaguena)
Autumn Leaves
Bernie's Tune
Best Is Yet To Come, The
Bewitched
Big City Blues - (with Barry Manilow)
Blue Moon
Blues In The Night
Blues, The
Born To Be Blue
By Myself
Careless Hands
Carioca, The
Cast Your Fate To The Winds
Cheek To Cheek
Christmas Song, The
Comin' Home Baby
Cottage For Sale, A
County Fair
Cross Your Heart
Dat Dere
Day By Day - Bing Crosby With Mel Torme & His Mel-Tones
Day In The Life Of Bonnie And Clyde, A
Far Away From Home - (with Margaret Whiting) / Angelina - (with Margaret Whiting)
Fascinating Rhythm
Foggy Day, A
Folks That Live On The Hill, The
For You, For Me, Forevermore - Artie Shaw & His Orchestra With Mel Torme
Forty Second Street
Four Winds And The Seven Seas, The
Frenesi
Gershwin Medley: I Got Rhythm / Mine / Do-Do-Do / 'S Wonderful / Embraceable You / Love Walked In /Love Is Here To Stay / Oh, Lady Be Good / Foggy Day, A / How Long Has This Been Going On? / Oh Bess, O Where's My Bess / Who Cares / Love Is Sweeping the Country / Of Thee I Sing / Swanee / Strike Up the Band / I'll Build a Stairway to Paradise
Get Out Of Town - Artie Shaw & His Orchestra Featuring Mel Torme
Gone With The Wind
Goody, Goody
Got The Gate On The Golden Gate
Haven't We Met
Hey, Look Me Over!
How High The Moon
I Got It Bad And That Ain't Good
I Let A Song Go Out Of My Heart
I'm Beginning To See The Light
I'm Gonna Move To The Outskirts Of Town
Isn't It Romantic
It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
It Happened In Monterey
It's All Right With Me
It's Delovely
It's Dreamtime
I've Got Plenty Of Nuthin'
I've Got You Under My Skin
Just One Of Those Things
Lady Is A Tramp, The
Love Me Or Leave Me
Lullaby Of Birdland
Lulu's Back In Town
Makin' Whoopee
Mountain Greenery
Nice Work If You Can Get It
Night And Day
Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square, A
On Green Dolphin Street
Pick Yourself Up
Poor Little Extra Girl
Prelude To A Kiss
Right Now
Sent For You Yesterday (And Here Comes Today)
Something's Gotta Give
Stranger In Town, A
Strangers In The Night
Sunday In New York
Swingin' On The Moon
That Old Black Magic
Theme From "Arthur" (Best That You Can Do) - (previously unreleased)
These Foolish Things
Three Little Words - (previously unreleased)
Too Close For Comfort
Try A Little Tenderness
Vaya Con Dios
Walkin' Shoes - (previously unreleased)
Way You Look Tonight, The
What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life
What Is This Thing Called Love - Artie Shaw & His Orchestra Featuring Mel Torme & His Mel-Tones
When The World Was Young, (Ah, The Apple Trees)
Where Or When - The Mel-Tones
Willow Road
Yesterday When I Was Young
You'd Better Love Me
Zaz Turned Blue - Was (Not Was)

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