The recorded legacy of Francis Albert Sinatra is a vast and varied cornucopia of musical genius -- hundreds and hundreds of songs spanning more than half a century!  It's no wonder, then, that when one Sinatra disc spins to a close, choosing which one to play next can be daunting! The sheer number of  options is so overwhelming it's positively cuckoo!

What in the world is a frustrated Frankophile to do?  Well, your fretting days are over.   Now, with the amazing new miracle Frank-ylizer®, you can quit pulling your hair out and have more time to yourself for drinking to the sounds of Sinatra!  How can this be, you ask?  Well, prepare yourself for a step into the tomorrow of the future: After eight years of highly complex research experiments, our scientists have created an exclusive "miracle process" that we call Sinatr-o-phonic® (patent pending). By utilizing this revolutionary technology, the incredible Frank-ylizer® can actually analyze your unique tastes and personal needs!   And the result of this breakthrough in the annals of science is nothing less than blessed relief at last for millions of troubled and overstimulated Sinatra sufferers; ordinary people who live in your own back yard, just like you! 

Science has become a fact, and from this day forward, the Tomorrow of the Future will never be the same again!  It's now as easy as 1-2-3 -- some studies indicate it may even be easier! -- to unerringly select the right Sinatra album to accompany each and every one of your erratic mood-swings!  You never know when one will hit you, but now -- finally! -- you can be prepared, responding respond in seconds with the flawless, pin-point accuracy of classic Sinatra! And all before you can say, "Ring-a-ding-ding!" From this moment on, everything you do will be easier and more fun.

1 Begin by choosing what kind of joint you want Frank to sing in. Are you in the mood for clubbin', dancin', or just plain drinkin'?
2 Next, choose a style -- uptown or downtown, swanky joint, or deserted dive?  Whatever fits your mood...
3 Finally, it's time for a drink! Just order a cocktail and relax -- let  Frank-ylizer® will do the rest! It's so easy, even Frank Jr. could do it! (Just kidding.)

Our Guarantee of Quality: The absolutely too-marvelous-for-words Frank-ylizer® selects only the very best from  the official, authentic and complete catalog of Sinatra recordings. Each recommended album is a certified classic -- essential listening and 100-percent pure. This stuff is A-No.1, King o' the Hill, Top o' the Heap Sinatra! So go ahead: pull that lever on your La-Z-Boy and recline in total comfort. You can rest on our assurance that you're listening to Frank at his ultra-prime best. That's the way he would have wanted it...

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DISCLAIMER:
The state-of-the-art Frank-ylizer® is in no way associated with or endorsed by Frank Sinatra or his estate -- nor does it seek to imply any such connection. The exclusive creation and property of the ultra-non-profit Jeeem's CinePad, it is presented FREE as a public service for the convenience, enjoyment, and edification of the global population. Its sole purpose is to encourage and enrich appreciation for the recordings of one of the 20th century's preeminent popular artists: the irreplaceable Frank Sinatra.