WARNING
LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
This is not some joke, you know. We are not fooling around, here. What, do you
think we’re just trying to lead you on? No way. We’re dead serious. This is your
last warning, and if you choose to proceed beyond this point, that will be that and
there’s nothing we can do to stop you. It’s not our responsibility. You have no
one to blame but yourself. But remember: You may never be able to experience the untainted
wonder of some of our greatest cinematic masterpieces, including The Godfather, Part
II; Laura, The Lion King, and even Friday the 13th Part VII – The New Blood.
We know that the last one is no masterpiece, but we’re trying to make a point: Even
lousy movies can be ruined for good.
What you are about to see is the very worst thing to which
any movie lover could expose himself or herself. Nothing is more rotten and unforgivable
than this, which is why we must insist that you GO BACK now. Or,
you must agree to forgive us and not hold us responsible for your actions
before we can possibly allow you to go to the final level, where you really do not want to
go, anyway. |